Nothing new today, me and Sam T. practiced for the talen show.

Hahahah I found this site that has all these funny and stupid articles that newspapers actually printed...here is what has to be two of the funniest:

An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what had happened.
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An Indian man who eight months ago decided to spend his life in a tree has died. He fell out of it.
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Oh my god, these made me laugh so hard...
Hahahaha


I'm not gonna update Kris for awhile, I'm gonna make the readers wait for what happened!

Har har har!